Date: Monday, 4/4/2005
Subject: I will retire
Hey Boss,
I will hang up the cleats after this season.
It was a great time, but my family needs me now.
Regards,
Satchel Paige
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2005
Subject: My role in this team
Sir,
I believe that I am deserving more playing time.
I hope you put me in the starting lineup more often!
Regards,
Mike Donlin
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2005
Subject: My role in this team
Sir,
I believe that I am deserving more playing time.
I hope you put me in the starting lineup more often!
Regards,
Jimmy Wynn
Date: Tuesday, 5/3/2005
Subject: Wondering
Boss,
What about my playing time? Am I not
good enough to play regularly for this
team? I'm not a happy camper right now. If that doesn't
change, trade me!
Regards,
Bill Sweeney
Date: Tuesday, 5/3/2005
Subject: My role in this team
Sir,
I believe that I am deserving more than being a middle reliver.
I hope you use me as your no. 1 closer more often!
Regards,
Dave Giusti
Date: Thursday, 5/5/2005
Subject: Playing time
I'd like to complain about my playing time, I think
I am a pretty good player, so why am I no
regular in your lineups?
Regards,
Dave Orr
Date: Friday, 5/6/2005
Subject: Well...
I am rather upset that I do not play regularly.
I wish to be traded if that doesn't change!
Regards,
Ben Paschal
Date: Tuesday, 5/10/2005
Subject: Lou Bierbauer learns new position
Lou Bierbauer has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Third Base.
I would rate his skills as "B" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Tuesday, 5/10/2005
Subject: Amos Otis learns new position
Amos Otis has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Leftfield.
I would rate his skills as "A" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Sunday, 5/15/2005
Subject: Starting pitcher
Manager,
Believe it or not, but I am a starting pitcher!
Would you please treat me as one and put
me in the rotation?
Regards,
Billy Taylor
Date: Wednesday, 5/25/2005
Subject: My role in this team
Sir,
I believe that I am deserving more playing time.
I hope you put me in the starting lineup more often!
Regards,
Jack Doyle
Date: Sunday, 6/19/2005
Subject: Starting pitcher
Manager,
Believe it or not, but I am a starting pitcher!
Would you please treat me as one and put
me in the rotation?
Regards,
Nixey Callahan
Date: Sunday, 6/19/2005
Subject: My role in this team
Sir,
I believe that I am deserving more than being a middle reliver.
I hope you use me as your no. 1 closer more often!
Regards,
Joe Sambito
Date: Tuesday, 7/12/2005
Subject: My role in this team
Sir,
I believe that I am deserving more than being a reliver.
I want a spot in the rotation, I think
I would do an adequate job. Otherwise, I'd like to play
elsewhere!
Regards,
Hal Newhouser
Date: Saturday, 10/8/2005
Subject: Cupid Childs injured
Hello Manager,
looks like he worked out a little to intense.
Diagnosis: Inflamed Groin Muscle.
He is day-to-day, but full recovery will take 4 weeks.
Regards,
Team Doctor
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