Date: Monday, 4/3/2006
Subject: Retirement
Hi Chief,
I think my time is running out. This will be
my last season as a professional ballplayer.
Sincerely,
Sam Rice
Date: Saturday, 4/22/2006
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of Walker Cooper.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Saturday, 4/22/2006
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
The reactions by the fans to the loss of Larry Cheney are terrible!
The overall fan interest decreases a lot!
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Monday, 4/24/2006
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of Ripper Collins.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Thursday, 5/4/2006
Subject: Wondering
Boss,
What about my playing time? Am I not
good enough to play regularly for this
team? I'm not a happy camper right now. If that doesn't
change, trade me!
Regards,
Dante Bichette
Date: Saturday, 5/6/2006
Subject: Wondering
Boss,
What about my playing time? Am I not
good enough to play regularly for this
team? I'm not a happy camper right now. If that doesn't
change, trade me!
Regards,
Jack Doyle
Date: Tuesday, 5/9/2006
Subject: Closer?
Manager,
I would like to let you know that I
want to be your regular closer! I would do a good job!
Regards,
Jim Kern
Date: Friday, 5/12/2006
Subject: Closer?
Manager,
I would like to let you know that I
want to be your regular closer! I would do a good job!
Regards,
Joe Page
Date: Sunday, 5/14/2006
Subject: My role in this team
Sir,
I believe that I am deserving more playing time.
I hope you put me in the starting lineup more often!
Regards,
Tommy Davis
Date: Sunday, 5/21/2006
Subject: Sam Rice healing process
Sam Rice is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 7 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Wednesday, 5/24/2006
Subject: Starting pitcher
Manager,
Believe it or not, but I am a starting pitcher!
Would you please treat me as one and put
me in the rotation?
Regards,
Sam McDowell
Date: Sunday, 5/28/2006
Subject: Playing time
I'd like to complain about my playing time, I think
I am a pretty good player, so why am I not
a regular in your lineups?
Regards,
Walker Cooper
Date: Friday, 6/2/2006
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
The fans are happy that you acquired Ron Kittle.
The overall fan interest increases noticeably.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Thursday, 6/8/2006
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
The fans are happy that you acquired Al Mamaux.
The overall fan interest increases noticeably.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Saturday, 6/10/2006
Subject: Sam Rice
Sam Rice is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Wednesday, 6/21/2006
Subject: Playing time
I'd like to complain about my playing time, I think
I am a pretty good player, so why am I not
a regular in your lineups?
Regards,
George Kell
Date: Sunday, 7/30/2006
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of Davy Force.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Sunday, 8/20/2006
Subject: Starting pitcher
Manager,
Believe it or not, but I am a starting pitcher!
Would you please treat me as one and put
me in the rotation?
Regards,
Claude Passeau
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