Date: Monday, 3/31/2008
Subject: Retirement
Hi Chief,
I think my time is running out. This will be
my last season as a professional ballplayer.
Sincerely,
Doug Jones
Date: Tuesday, 4/22/2008
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of Biz MacKey.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Saturday, 4/26/2008
Subject: Rube Waddell
Rube Waddell is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Saturday, 4/26/2008
Subject: Red Ames
Red Ames is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Friday, 5/2/2008
Subject: Wondering
Boss,
What about my playing time? Am I not
good enough to play regularly for this
team? I'm not a happy camper right now. If that doesn't
change, trade me!
Regards,
Bill Sweeney
Date: Sunday, 5/4/2008
Subject: I am a starter...
... so would you please put me in the rotation?
I want to go out there and start for my
team. Please come on, manager!
Regards,
Dave McNally
Date: Sunday, 5/4/2008
Subject: Playing time
I'd like to complain about my playing time, I think
I am a pretty good player, so why am I not
a regular in your lineups?
Regards,
Andre Dawson
Date: Monday, 5/5/2008
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of Joe Kuhel.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Thursday, 5/15/2008
Subject: Well...
I am rather upset that I do not play regularly.
I wish to be traded if that doesn't change!
Regards,
Cal Ripken, Jr.
Date: Sunday, 5/18/2008
Subject: Gary Disarcina learns new position
Gary Disarcina has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Second Base.
I would rate his skills as "93" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Tuesday, 7/1/2008
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
The fans are happy that you acquired Paul Splittorff.
The overall fan interest increases noticeably.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Friday, 7/18/2008
Subject: Pascual Perez
Pascual Perez is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Thursday, 8/21/2008
Subject: I am a starter...
... so would you please put me in the rotation?
I want to go out there and start for my
team. Please come on, manager!
Regards,
Red Ames
Date: Wednesday, 8/27/2008
Subject: Al Oliver learns new position
Al Oliver has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Rightfield.
I would rate his skills as "13" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Tuesday, 9/9/2008
Subject: I am a starter...
... so would you please put me in the rotation?
I want to go out there and start for my
team. Please come on, manager!
Regards,
Dick McBride
Date: Friday, 9/12/2008
Subject: I am a starter...
... so would you please put me in the rotation?
I want to go out there and start for my
team. Please come on, manager!
Regards,
Tex Hughson
Date: Saturday, 9/13/2008
Subject: Starting pitcher
Manager,
Believe it or not, but I am a starting pitcher!
Would you please treat me as one and put
me in the rotation?
Regards,
Pol Perritt
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