Date: Saturday, 4/11/2009
Subject: Wally Moses healing process
Wally Moses is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 7 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Sunday, 4/19/2009
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
The fans are happy that you acquired Johnny Mize.
The overall fan interest increases noticeably.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Monday, 4/20/2009
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
The reactions by the fans to the loss of Craig Biggio are terrible!
The overall fan interest decreases a lot!
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Monday, 4/20/2009
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans aren't really happy about the loss of John Stone.
The overall fan interest decreases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Wednesday, 4/22/2009
Subject: Wally Moses healing process
Wally Moses is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 7 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Saturday, 4/25/2009
Subject: Graig Nettles healing process
Graig Nettles is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 7 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Sunday, 5/3/2009
Subject: My role in this team
Sir,
I believe that I am deserving more playing time.
I hope you put me in the starting lineup more often!
Regards,
Les Bell
Date: Thursday, 5/7/2009
Subject: Well...
I am rather upset that I do not play regularly.
I wish to be traded if that doesn't change!
Regards,
Minnie Minoso
Date: Saturday, 5/9/2009
Subject: Wondering
Boss,
What about my playing time? Am I not
good enough to play regularly for this
team? I'm not a happy camper right now. If that doesn't
change, trade me!
Regards,
Walker Cooper
Date: Saturday, 5/23/2009
Subject: I am a starter...
... so would you please put me in the rotation?
I want to go out there and start for my
team. Please come on, manager!
Regards,
Otto Hess
Date: Saturday, 5/23/2009
Subject: My role in this team
Sir,
I believe that I am deserving more playing time.
I hope you put me in the starting lineup more often!
Regards,
Orlando Cepeda
Date: Sunday, 5/24/2009
Subject: Wally Moses healing process
Wally Moses is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 14 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Tuesday, 5/26/2009
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of Craig Biggio.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/26/2009
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of 7th Round Draft Pick.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/26/2009
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
The fans are not happy that you let Otto Hess go.
The overall fan interest decreases noticeably.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Wednesday, 5/27/2009
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of 5th Round Draft Pick.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Thursday, 5/28/2009
Subject: Well...
I am rather upset that I do not play regularly.
I wish to be traded if that doesn't change!
Regards,
Rocky Colavito
Date: Thursday, 5/28/2009
Subject: Playing time
I'd like to complain about my playing time, I think
I am a pretty good player, so why am I not
a regular in your lineups?
Regards,
Happy Felsch
Date: Friday, 6/5/2009
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of 5th Round Draft Pick.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Friday, 6/5/2009
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of 5th Round Draft Pick.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Friday, 6/5/2009
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of Dupee Shaw.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Monday, 6/15/2009
Subject: Wally Moses
Wally Moses is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Tuesday, 6/23/2009
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of 6th Round Draft Pick.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Tuesday, 6/23/2009
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of 7th Round Draft Pick.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Tuesday, 6/23/2009
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of Jack Powell.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Thursday, 6/25/2009
Subject: I am a starter...
... so would you please put me in the rotation?
I want to go out there and start for my
team. Please come on, manager!
Regards,
Jeff Pfeffer
Date: Thursday, 7/16/2009
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of 10th Round pick.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Thursday, 7/16/2009
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
The fans are not happy that you let Happy Felsch go.
The overall fan interest decreases noticeably.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Thursday, 7/16/2009
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of Bill Dickey.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Thursday, 7/16/2009
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of Norm Cash.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Friday, 7/31/2009
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans are shocked that you did not keep Craig Biggio on the team!
The overall fan interest almost crashed!
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Friday, 7/31/2009
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
The fans are not happy that you let Johnny Mize go.
The overall fan interest decreases noticeably.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Sunday, 8/9/2009
Subject: Playing time
Manager,
I am not very happy about my playing time recently.
I think I deserve a starting spot!
Regards,
Lenny Dykstra
Date: Tuesday, 8/11/2009
Subject: Wondering
Boss,
What about my playing time? Am I not
good enough to play regularly for this
team? I'm not a happy camper right now. If that doesn't
change, trade me!
Regards,
Roger Maris
Date: Friday, 8/21/2009
Subject: Frank Owen
Frank Owen is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Monday, 8/24/2009
Subject: Retirement
Dear Sir,
I think it is time to leave the show. It was a great time,
but I feel I have nothing left, so I'm retiring today!
Regards,
Lonnie Smith
Date: Monday, 9/7/2009
Subject: My role in this team
Sir,
I believe that I am deserving more than being a reliver.
I want a spot in the rotation, I think
I would do an adequate job. Otherwise, I'd like to play
elsewhere!
Regards,
Al Orth
Date: Monday, 9/14/2009
Subject: Well...
I am rather upset that I do not play regularly.
I wish to be traded if that doesn't change!
Regards,
Bob Cerv
Date: Thursday, 9/17/2009
Subject: Playing time
I'd like to complain about my playing time, I think
I am a pretty good player, so why am I not
a regular in your lineups?
Regards,
Bob Allison
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