Date: Monday, 3/30/2009
Subject: I will retire
Hey Boss,
I will hang up the cleats after this season.
It was a great time, but my family needs me now.
Regards,
Jim O'Rourke
Date: Monday, 3/30/2009
Subject: Retirement
Dear Sir,
It's been a hard decision, but I think I will retire
after this season. It's time to let the youngsters
take my job.
Regards,
Larry Gardner
Date: Saturday, 5/2/2009
Subject: Playing time
I'd like to complain about my playing time, I think
I am a pretty good player, so why am I not
a regular in your lineups?
Regards,
Bubbles Hargrave
Date: Saturday, 5/2/2009
Subject: My role in this team
Sir,
I believe that I am deserving more playing time.
I hope you put me in the starting lineup more often!
Regards,
Bobby Avila
Date: Wednesday, 5/27/2009
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of 5th Round Draft Pick.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Wednesday, 5/27/2009
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
The fans are happy that you acquired Joe McGinnity.
The overall fan interest increases noticeably.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Sunday, 5/31/2009
Subject: My role in this team
Sir,
I believe that I am deserving more than being a reliver.
I want a spot in the rotation, I think
I would do an adequate job. Otherwise, I'd like to play
elsewhere!
Regards,
Bob Friend
Date: Monday, 6/1/2009
Subject: Playing time
I'd like to complain about my playing time, I think
I am a pretty good player, so why am I not
a regular in your lineups?
Regards,
Tony Perez
Date: Tuesday, 6/2/2009
Subject: My role in this team
Sir,
I believe that I am deserving more playing time.
I hope you put me in the starting lineup more often!
Regards,
Walker Cooper
Date: Monday, 6/8/2009
Subject: Retirement
Dear Sir,
I think it is time to leave the show. It was a great time,
but I feel I have nothing left, so I'm retiring today!
Regards,
Ezra Sutton
Date: Monday, 6/8/2009
Subject: Retirement
Dear Sir,
I think it is time to leave the show. It was a great time,
but I feel I have nothing left, so I'm retiring today!
Regards,
Hal Chase
Date: Monday, 6/8/2009
Subject: I am a starter...
... so would you please put me in the rotation?
I want to go out there and start for my
team. Please come on, manager!
Regards,
Bill Dineen
Date: Wednesday, 6/10/2009
Subject: Bo Jackson learns new position
Bo Jackson has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Rightfield.
I would rate his skills as "100" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Wednesday, 6/17/2009
Subject: Starting pitcher
Manager,
Believe it or not, but I am a starting pitcher!
Would you please treat me as one and put
me in the rotation?
Regards,
Don Gullett
Date: Monday, 6/22/2009
Subject: My role in this team
Sir,
I believe that I am deserving more playing time.
I hope you put me in the starting lineup more often!
Regards,
Cesar Cedeno
Date: Wednesday, 7/29/2009
Subject: Willie Wilson learns new position
Willie Wilson has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Rightfield.
I would rate his skills as "81" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Friday, 7/31/2009
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
The fans are not happy that you let Cy Morgan go.
The overall fan interest decreases noticeably.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Friday, 7/31/2009
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of 20th Round pick.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Friday, 7/31/2009
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of 22nd Round pick.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Friday, 7/31/2009
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of Jimmy Bannon.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Friday, 7/31/2009
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of Jack Powell.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Friday, 7/31/2009
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
The fans are happy that you acquired Johnny Mize.
The overall fan interest increases noticeably.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Monday, 8/3/2009
Subject: Wondering
Boss,
What about my playing time? Am I not
good enough to play regularly for this
team? I'm not a happy camper right now. If that doesn't
change, trade me!
Regards,
Kirby Puckett
Date: Saturday, 8/8/2009
Subject: My role in this team
Sir,
I believe that I am deserving more than being a middle reliver.
I hope you use me as your no. 1 closer more often!
Regards,
Al Hrabosky
Date: Wednesday, 9/2/2009
Subject: Well...
I am rather upset that I do not play regularly.
I wish to be traded if that doesn't change!
Regards,
Minnie Minoso
Date: Friday, 9/4/2009
Subject: Starting pitcher
Manager,
Believe it or not, but I am a starting pitcher!
Would you please treat me as one and put
me in the rotation?
Regards,
Joe McGinnity
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