Date: Monday, 3/30/2009
Subject: I will retire
Hey Boss,
I will hang up the cleats after this season.
It was a great time, but my family needs me now.
Regards,
Gene Woodling
Date: Friday, 5/1/2009
Subject: Starting pitcher
Manager,
Believe it or not, but I am a starting pitcher!
Would you please treat me as one and put
me in the rotation?
Regards,
Vern Ruhle
Date: Sunday, 5/3/2009
Subject: Well...
I am rather upset that I do not play regularly.
I wish to be traded if that doesn't change!
Regards,
Rudy York
Date: Sunday, 5/10/2009
Subject: My role in this team
Sir,
I believe that I am deserving more than being a reliver.
I want a spot in the rotation, I think
I would do an adequate job. Otherwise, I'd like to play
elsewhere!
Regards,
Larry Cheney
Date: Saturday, 5/16/2009
Subject: Well...
I am rather upset that I do not play regularly.
I wish to be traded if that doesn't change!
Regards,
Rickey Henderson
Date: Tuesday, 5/19/2009
Subject: Playing time
Manager,
I am not very happy about my playing time recently.
I think I deserve a starting spot!
Regards,
Earl Webb
Date: Friday, 5/29/2009
Subject: Well...
I am rather upset that I do not play regularly.
I wish to be traded if that doesn't change!
Regards,
Ralph Kiner
Date: Sunday, 6/7/2009
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of Charlie Buffinton.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Sunday, 6/7/2009
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of Lefty Tyler.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Thursday, 6/25/2009
Subject: Starting pitcher
Manager,
Believe it or not, but I am a starting pitcher!
Would you please treat me as one and put
me in the rotation?
Regards,
Johnny Vander Meer
Date: Monday, 7/6/2009
Subject: Bob Meusel learns new position
Bob Meusel has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Third Base.
I would rate his skills as "17" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Sunday, 7/19/2009
Subject: Starting pitcher
Manager,
Believe it or not, but I am a starting pitcher!
Would you please treat me as one and put
me in the rotation?
Regards,
Charlie Buffinton
Date: Friday, 7/31/2009
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of 20th Round pick.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Friday, 7/31/2009
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
The fans are happy that you acquired 21st Round pick.
The overall fan interest increases noticeably.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Saturday, 8/1/2009
Subject: Gene Woodling learns new position
Gene Woodling has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Third Base.
I would rate his skills as "11" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Saturday, 8/1/2009
Subject: Playing time
I'd like to complain about my playing time, I think
I am a pretty good player, so why am I not
a regular in your lineups?
Regards,
Red Rolfe
Date: Tuesday, 8/11/2009
Subject: My role in this team
Sir,
I believe that I am deserving more playing time.
I hope you put me in the starting lineup more often!
Regards,
Chick Hafey
Date: Sunday, 8/30/2009
Subject: Jesse Tannehill
Jesse Tannehill is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Thursday, 9/17/2009
Subject: Wondering
Boss,
What about my playing time? Am I not
good enough to play regularly for this
team? I'm not a happy camper right now. If that doesn't
change, trade me!
Regards,
Ron Fairly
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