Date: Monday, 3/30/2009
Subject: Retirement
Hi Chief,
I think my time is running out. This will be
my last season as a professional ballplayer.
Sincerely,
Dennis Eckersley
Date: Tuesday, 5/5/2009
Subject: My role in this team
Sir,
I believe that I am deserving more playing time.
I hope you put me in the starting lineup more often!
Regards,
Jake Beckley
Date: Thursday, 5/7/2009
Subject: Closer?
Manager,
I would like to let you know that I
want to be your regular closer! I would do a good job!
Regards,
Dave Smith
Date: Saturday, 5/9/2009
Subject: Playing time
Manager,
I am not very happy about my playing time recently.
I think I deserve a starting spot!
Regards,
Sammy Hale
Date: Monday, 5/11/2009
Subject: Jimmy Ryan healing process
Jimmy Ryan is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 7 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Sunday, 5/17/2009
Subject: Dwight Evans injured
Hello Manager,
he had a little fight in a bar, and got knocked out.
Diagnosis: Knocked Out Teeth.
He is day-to-day, but full recovery will take 4 days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Wednesday, 5/20/2009
Subject: I am a closer...
Why am I not your regular closer?
I wish to be traded if that doesn't change!
Regards,
Randy Myers
Date: Friday, 5/22/2009
Subject: Well...
I am rather upset that I do not play regularly.
I wish to be traded if that doesn't change!
Regards,
Dwight Evans
Date: Saturday, 7/11/2009
Subject: Well...
I am rather upset that I do not play regularly.
I wish to be traded if that doesn't change!
Regards,
Hubie Brooks
Date: Sunday, 8/9/2009
Subject: Eddie Cicotte healing process
Eddie Cicotte is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 7 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Friday, 8/28/2009
Subject: Eddie Cicotte
Eddie Cicotte is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Saturday, 9/5/2009
Subject: Wondering
Boss,
What about my playing time? Am I not
good enough to play regularly for this
team? I'm not a happy camper right now. If that doesn't
change, trade me!
Regards,
Eric Davis
Date: Saturday, 9/5/2009
Subject: My role in this team
Sir,
I believe that I am deserving more playing time.
I hope you put me in the starting lineup more often!
Regards,
Jimmy Sheckard
Date: Sunday, 9/6/2009
Subject: Playing time
I'd like to complain about my playing time, I think
I am a pretty good player, so why am I not
a regular in your lineups?
Regards,
Mike Epstein
Date: Sunday, 9/13/2009
Subject: Playing time
Manager,
I am not very happy about my playing time recently.
I think I deserve a starting spot!
Regards,
King Kelly
Date: Friday, 9/25/2009
Subject: My role in this team
Sir,
I believe that I am deserving more than being a reliver.
I want a spot in the rotation, I think
I would do an adequate job. Otherwise, I'd like to play
elsewhere!
Regards,
Red Ames
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